Me: can I pet your hair and know your favourite bands and cuddle with you and walk your dog with you and bake cookies for you and watch sad movies and cry with you and go to the beach with you and cry about how much I love your tummy and tickle it and hug you and sing a song for you and look in your eyes and feel warm inside and read a book for you and marry you and be happy forever after?
Robert Downey: what?
Me: nothing